Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

by mountains / 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

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  • Lucky he's only half naked.

    #1 - On 11/19/2012 at 2:52am by FatBuoy

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  • The microwave was asking for it! Did you hear that tone it used when it beeped? It's lucky your father didn't give it the beating it deserved.

    Stupid fucking smug appliances.

    #6 - On 11/19/2012 at 3:01am by DocBastard

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