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There is nothing wrong with admiring what you've created... I know I do every time I take a dump... unless it's one of those damned automatic flushing toilets...

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just because he called you hot doesn't mean he wants to bang you. I think brad pitts hot but I don't want to tenderly lick his chest, or do I....

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Uh, 34 (and others who agree with..) Drunks can't lie? "I swear I only had one drink, officer"... Drunks lie far more often than people that aren't shitfaced.

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66- the only thing I lie about when I'm drunk, is how drunk I am...Other than that I'm way more honest than I'd like to be.

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85.. growing up with alcoholic parents and watching drunks come through the ER I guess I have experience with a different kind of drunk than you are. At any rate, the point is, being intoxicated is not synonymous with being unable to fabricate a lie.

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if I ever have female children I'm going to come back into their lives when they are around 13, molest em, and then leave and go back to not paying child support.

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her pops should be able to tell if he has a hot daughter or not. him being drunk makes it sound like he is sexually attracted to daughter. even if he would never touch her. kinda messy as a girl to walk around the house knowing her pops gets hard wen he sees her. she gotta move out.

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100- that is if any woman is stupid enough to get impregnated by you...I feel sorry for her already. douchebag

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laurbear, 100 was kidding. not sure where that comment of his came from , (probably his ass, after his rendezvous with boners he can fit anything up there), nevertheless, no need to get so upset with him.

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that was a reasonable response laurbear. missbunny only said that because she's clearly desensitized to the whole child molestation thing, for whatever reason.

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129 you took the words right out of my mouth! Every post by Jizwold I read is completely moronic and/or annoying. Seems like he's just a Tucker Max wannabe. I would only read that book while taking a shit. And who selects such a stupid username? I hope he falls off the face of the Earth, honestly.

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138, do us all a favor and get the stick out of your ass. clearly 100 was joking. I never said it was funny. I just think laurbear was overreacting. kind of like you were to my comment.

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I just remember seeing a post by him commenting to a fellow FMLer saying "she's ugly, but I'd do her." When really the girl looked much better than he does in his picture. Also his comment about the girl was rude, uncalled for and came out of absolutely nowhere. So I have a very biased opinion on anything he says because he just sucks at life so badly.

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My dad complimented my appearance once when I had a tube top on. Didn't really bother me, but if he said I was hot, that would've been really weird. FYL.

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Well... there have been more 'interesting' names. Take Blaket Jackson for example. I don't care how famous and loved you are, you do NOT name a child Blanket...

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I just got a fortune cookie the other day saying "A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts", I think this comes into play nicely.

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Shut the hell up Kykyshay. They don't need to change their picture. How would you feel if people told you to change yours? Its none of anyone else's concern what picture you have, nor is it your concern of theirs.

Agreed with 5, take it as a compliment. Alcohol brings out his raw, unbiased opinion! YDI for being hot, by the way.

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