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Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23807) - you deserved it (2767)

On 11/15/2012 at 9:40pm - misc - by needanewride - United States (Massachusetts)

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You didn't bother to say anything?

#3 - On 11/16/2012 at 2:58am by HighGTurn

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That's pretty gross man.

#1 - On 11/16/2012 at 2:57am by Anti666

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