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Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23604) - you deserved it (6082)

On 07/29/2012 at 8:25pm - misc - by oops (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Perhaps you should have atleast tried calling or texting him before you left?

#1 - On 07/30/2012 at 3:18am by Big_lama6

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Aww poor guy! That's so embarassing :(

#2 - On 07/30/2012 at 3:18am by ghostlilac

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