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I agree, your life sucks (29218) - you deserved it (2904)
On 06/26/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by crippy - United States
stolen-car's life also sucksToday, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen…
:( also deserved itToday, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are…
charming mother you have.
#1 - On 06/26/2012 at 5:46am by hannaaaahr
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+145 | 33
Hit her with your walking stick.
#5 - On 06/26/2012 at 5:50am by zandalee
+51 | 19
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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