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Yesterday, I cummed home looool from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, your not crippled. Oh wait, yeah u are" and laughed hysterically. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25745) - you deserved it (2612)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by crippy - United States

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charming mother you have.

#1 - On 06/26/2012 at 5:46am by hannaaaahr

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Hit her with your walking stick.

#5 - On 06/26/2012 at 5:50am by zandalee

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