Kids: Today, I was giving my one-year-old a bath. I'd finished washing...

By Anonymous - 09/03/2017 04:00

Today, I was giving my one-year-old a bath. I'd finished washing her, so she started to play and splash. When I went to lift her out of the tub, I slipped and busted my kneecaps on the side. Guess who sat there and laughed hysterically as I cried out in agony. FML

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By ouch - 13/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2016 19:09 - United States - Lady Lake

Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

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By clair_brodie - 04/07/2019 20:00

Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML

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By mobster - 26/07/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML

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By whovian221b - 25/08/2015 22:46 - United States

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By No good deed... - 29/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was in the kitchen with my mom, who is severely disabled and can barely walk. She suddenly slipped on a puddle of water, so I instinctively grappled her from behind to save her. It took me a moment to realize my hands were accidentally cupping her breasts. She then slipped again and took both of us down. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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By jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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Thursday 9 March 2017 5:31

I imagine it looked like a scene out of looney tunes or something which is likely why the baby was laughing.

Cynical_1 26

Thursday 9 March 2017 4:16

Was it the cat?

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Cynical_1 26

Thursday 9 March 2017 4:16

Was it the cat?

SilentCat 22

Friday 10 March 2017 12:51

Yes, I admit I laughed :D

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 March 2017 4:35

We'll be looking for a sadistic dominatrix in about 20 years.

almost_there44 26

Thursday 9 March 2017 4:45

I'm guessing you weren't the one laughing.

cakefete2 30

Thursday 9 March 2017 5:31

I imagine it looked like a scene out of looney tunes or something which is likely why the baby was laughing.

species4872 19

Thursday 9 March 2017 5:35

Don't feel so bad that she laughed, she can't tell the difference between pain and fun, your agony is just a game to her, Babies think anything unusual is a game. Hope you haven't damaged your kneecaps too bad.

darshini_ii 24

Thursday 9 March 2017 6:16

I wouldn't care that she laughed. At that age, I used to laugh at my own poo.

rattyrayvn 21

Thursday 9 March 2017 6:24

It was me. I laughed. Sorry.

Iamskynet 18

Thursday 9 March 2017 7:47

Satan?

Symantha23 25

Thursday 9 March 2017 8:46

Why do babies always seem to find people getting hurt funny?? My baby cousin laughs hysterically if someone gets hurt

GhostFox 33

Thursday 9 March 2017 8:58

Human brain development is weird and the kids mostly think it's funny at first because they just see the event and how we react to it as amusing. Most of them continue doing so for a while as their brain develops and they are exposed to slapstick-type comedy. Some kids who are empathy-blunted or otherwise atypical may always find any case of people being hurt funny.

species4872 19

Thursday 9 March 2017 19:38

This is why Looney Tunes was so successful.

Argeope 3

Thursday 9 March 2017 8:52

My roommate has a video of our daughter laughing hysterically as I puked my brains out. Due to my recently(at the time) broken spine I had to lay there puking into a garbage bag by my bed