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Quite charming. Plus she still has her humor intact. Deal with it for now and think of quick comebacks for later

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This is when you sneak off in the night to have a secret surgery to give you a robotic leg. Then scare her with the thought of a super punt.

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I'm on my hands and knees here, begging you all to stop. There's seemingly been a spike in those jokes lately. Please don't start it again!

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26- I never make jokes like this. I hate internet memes! But I had to. I had to dammit! Also, since your already on your hands and kneeeeeees… can you scrub the floor?

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I'm sure OPs mom got him/her water. She's just giving him a hard time, not being mean. I laughed at my mom after she broke her collarbone and she was forced to be a couch potato for a week, but I also got her water, changed her ice constantly and made her all of her meals.

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Just because the mother laughed at OP doesn't mean she's a bitch! Our generation has barely any respect for our mothers anymore :(

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I love my mom. She's hilarious. But she can be nasty too sometimes. I respect her though That was a bitch move if you're in that much pain or cannot move.

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47- You are the one who is a "underage weakling that can't take a joke." He was obviously joking, and if you can't take a joke, you might as well leave FML.

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#52 I gotta feel sorry for you dumbasses who think's that it is funny EVERYTIME fml is about parents. And not only this shit is old, it's not even remotely funny. Only people that find this appealing are "underage weaklings" that haven't gone through their rebel phase yet, and that's you my friend, u have no taste and u don't know good jokes, I guess that's what happens if u spend ur whole childhood watching tom and jerrry and simply know no better.

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91- People like the joke. What is wrong with that? Either you are trying to get into an argument or you just need to take a chill pil.

did she at least get you the water you requested? it would be really mean of her if she walked up to you with the water and drank it right in front of you.......just saying

Work up the fortitude to get yourself a glass of water. Pour water on mother. She won't retaliate; you're handicapped for a little while. Victory shall be yours.

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From what I gather, the FML is based on her forgetting about him having surgey. People can tend to let things slip from their mind. Or is it based on her laughing at him hysterically? Maybe my mind is farting.

At that point don't even ask her. You don't need her OP, be a man and crawl to your water! Be the alpha cripple! Show the other cripples your dominance!

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