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Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (27636) - you deserved it (1961)

On 06/12/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Yikes. "Well, no, but you can have an extra helping of mashed potatoes instead.."

#1 - On 06/12/2012 at 11:37pm by TheFamilyElf

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Well, he did ask nicely. What a polite young gentleman.

#3 - On 06/12/2012 at 11:37pm by Baustigt

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