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Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML
Yikes. "Well, no, but you can have an extra helping of mashed potatoes instead.."
Well, he did ask nicely. What a polite young gentleman.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016