By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 19:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

Yikes. "Well, no, but you can have an extra helping of mashed potatoes instead.."

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James64138 26

At least he doesn't want to eat them, along with the rest of your face...

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UnluckyJulie 13

Oh, come on; that's just plain funny. I would have laughed my ass off If I were you. That's probably all the guy wanted to see, anyway.

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TheIchiban 11

"Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those peepers? Oh, those weepers, how they hypnotize! Where'd ya get those eyes?"

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sarah1741 3

what a conversation starter lol

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JW_SR 9

Uh-oh. Run as fast as you can!!....Just kidding, he is probably harmless. He must have wanted to have some fun.

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