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Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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So as soon as you feel your clothes coming off you instinctively need to take off your boyfriends pants? Lucky bastard...

#9 - On 06/09/2012 at 3:23am by downtime

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Wait why did you pull down his pants if you were on his shoulders of him? I could see you pulling them up.

#2 - On 06/09/2012 at 3:19am by DogsPaw

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