Money and Clothes: This is fine

This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 19:19 - United States - Paterson

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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The language of love

By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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downtime 12

Saturday 9 June 2012 9:23

So as soon as you feel your clothes coming off you instinctively need to take off your boyfriends pants? Lucky bastard...

DogsPaw 16

Saturday 9 June 2012 9:19

Wait why did you pull down his pants if you were on his shoulders of him? I could see you pulling them up.

Comments

Incense 3

Sunday 10 June 2012 6:06

Nice...

fabulosogurlee 7

Sunday 10 June 2012 7:24

How would pantsing your boyfriend help anything?

Selenzr 2

Sunday 10 June 2012 8:27

Pics or it didn't happen

Big_lama6 7

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:07

wish I coulda been there

Timmeeh 17

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:41

Based on your location, that's very unusual. Indecent exposure hasn't been a crime in the UK in about 10 years, and actually the law (which comes from the sexual offences act) only covers an intentional attempt to cause distress through being naked. Even that "naked rambler" guy gets given a few chances to put his clothes back on (and obstinately refuses) before they start bringing legal action.

marinaim 17

Sunday 10 June 2012 23:07

I'm guessing they were at a beach abroad... mainly due to the fact who goes to the beach in England anyway! So if it was, I dunno, somewhere like Dubai a fine wouldn't be unlikely.

Timmeeh 17

Monday 11 June 2012 21:34

Yeah, that makes sense. And thinking about it, there aren't even any beaches in London. I don't think a "sunbathe" in the rain and a swim in the Thames would be anyone's idea of a good day out...

what_ever2007 11

Thursday 14 June 2012 22:21

If they were in Dubai...chances are, she would have gotten a fine (or worse) for even wearing a bikini

what_ever2007 11

Thursday 14 June 2012 22:25

P.S. Thanks for the info on UK laws! I like that one!

bambalam 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 20:57

******* cops.

Snackycake 20

Monday 11 June 2012 14:37

Gotta love the beach

Evath 7

Thursday 14 June 2012 9:44

ha ha ha ha ha

what_ever2007 11

Thursday 14 June 2012 22:23

*deleting my comment* This was meant as a reply to someone else's comment, but then the page decided to post it as a new comment instead of as a reply. *sigh* ...Problems with FMyLife.com today? How ironic. FML