Ace of spades

By anonymous - 01/11/2022 14:00 - United States

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Today, the guy I’d been seeing told me he’s asexual and our relationship would never go past holding hands. He called me a 'shallow bitch' after I told him we weren’t a match. Isn’t him asking me to give up sex forever the same as me asking him to have sex? Apparently not. FML
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SophieMay 12

if he quickly jumped to insulting you it sounds like a lucky escape

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

So now you have two reasons why it was a bad match.

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Chazzster 28

Not all matches are good matches. Ultimately if it doesn’t work for each person in the relationship, it isn’t going to stick long term. In that case the most merciful thing for both is to move on…

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RichardPencil 30

You should have just called him a "limp dick" and walked away. There's no need to think any more about him until you catch him boning your best friend.

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SophieMay 12

if he quickly jumped to insulting you it sounds like a lucky escape

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

So now you have two reasons why it was a bad match.

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TeaTimeAbyss 20

Asexual person here : you dodged a bullet. Good for you leaving instead of trying to force something. Hope you find your perfect match!

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Tisinlovewithme 2

good riddance, he can gtfo with his musty ass

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