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Today, I was cutting the grass, it was really hot and I fainted. I woke up to see my mom standing over me. I thought she was going to freak out and call an ambulance. Instead she said, "Good, you're up. Now you can finish." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23372) - you deserved it (2052)

On 05/30/2012 at 7:07pm - misc - by Aw522 - United States (Pennsylvania)

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What a loving mother you have there.

#1 - On 05/31/2012 at 2:56am by AsianCookie247

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Mothers, you gotta love them. Especially when your best interest is in their mind...

#2 - On 05/31/2012 at 2:56am by jjames7543

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