Turned off - FML

Turned off

By Anonymous - 23/02/2026 20:00

Spicy

Today, I recently got a boyfriend, a real nice guy, but unfortunately it means I discovered for the first time that during the ovulation phase of my cycle when I’m super horny I actually can’t stand him. I'm stood there craving sex, and the guy I could be having sex with turns my stomach. FML

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Not now, 2020

By Anonymous - 21/09/2020 17:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out I have endometriosis… Which doesn't mix well with a horny boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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Body issues

By Anonymous - 01/12/2021 10:59

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML

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By Unsatisfied - 16/12/2009 06:15 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML

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Glory days

By Anonymous - 03/12/2023 10:00 - United States - Richmond

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend will only have sex when she's on her period, because it's the only time she gets horny. She also gets body acne, bloating, and utterly foul BO and gas. The sex is so unpleasant, I'm starting to wish she just got cranky and emotional. FML

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Go back to bed, Brad

By Anonymous - 29/04/2020 23:00

Spicy

Today, I noticed that when my boyfriend is sick, his sex drive goes through the roof. Too bad his stamina plummets. FML

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Pros and cons

By Nope - 10/11/2023 12:00

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend only gets horny on her period. Unfortunately, she also gets extremely gassy, so I get to smell her vile farts the entire time. I think this relationship is turning me asexual. FML

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Scary

By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 20:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML

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Embrace your kink

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 16:00

Spicy

Today, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I can only have sex with really fat men, because that’s what turns me on, yet as soon as the sex is over, through no fault of theirs, I have to run to the toilet to be sick because I can’t believe what I just had sex with. I’m so messed up in the head. FML

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Hate sex

By xenutja - 29/01/2021 13:02 - United States - Amery

Spicy

Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML

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Chazzster 29

Monday 23 February 2026 21:41

I suspect that ultimately the best thing for both of you is to break up before someone gets hurt (likely him).

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Chazzster 29

Monday 23 February 2026 21:41

I suspect that ultimately the best thing for both of you is to break up before someone gets hurt (likely him).

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