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By Aw522 / Wednesday 30 May 2012 23:07 / United States - Columbia
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Lawn mowers shut off when you release the handle, so it wouldn't sill be on. And honestly what would calling an ambulance do but give your mom a huge bill. Here is some free medical advise for what to do for fainting: drink some water, have a cookie, and man the fuck up and finish cutting the grass you lazy pussy.

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46, even though I'm on mobile and can't see OP's location I'm going to say this. Some countries have free healthcare that you pay for through taxes therefore a bill isn't a problem.

By  sidviciousmum  |  3

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

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  AliceLockehart  |  18

When Americans pronounce it, it has more of an "O" sound, almost like "Morm" whereas when we say it (Australians, that is) it doesn't. It pretty much sounds exactly as its spelled.

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

16- I assume the word mom came from mother, and obviously mom/mum are both slang for that. I'm not saying it's wrong. I asked where the U came from as mom correlates to mother far more than mum. Please tell me off if I'm wrong here though. 17- I know people consider Americans unintelligent but we don't sound like trolls. XD I don't know anyone who slurs it enough to sound like it has an R in it.

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  AliceLockehart  |  18

I wasn't trying to be rude about Americans or anything :). Maybe it's just me then, cause whenever I've spoken to my American friends there's just the slightest hint of an "R" sound in the word.

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  MrsPegg  |  45

Alice, you are one of the first people who have ever given me insight to our accent! I've asked people from other countries to describe it, but they can't! Thank you! (And for my fellow Americans I'm not saying that our "morm" pronunciation of mom is bad. I'm simply very curious how we sound to outsiders) ;)

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

Americans spell things and pronounce them the way they are spelt. It is different then a lot of the other countries. Color/colour is an example. Mum/mom. When saying mother you say it as mu-ther not mo-ther. So when spelling out mum/mom mum was made because of the "uh" sound. And American language, you have to remember, was made different then British on pourpose because of the Anti-British feelings when the language was being developed.

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  saksxalmo  |  20

#64, I agree with everything you said (a lot of people think American spelling is different because "Americans are stupid" or "can't spell") except for the fact that you used the term "American language". XD An honest mistake, I'm sure.

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  trollcrusher  |  17

People who aren't sitting on their obese ass playing video games all day, that's who. It also can help develop a good work ethic, which it looks like at least 1 or 2 people here don't have.

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  wanna_bee  |  8

READ. Now that we know you don't do chores, we also know why you cant spell-you don't do your chores, which in the long run will cause you to fail drastically at life. How will you ever succeed if you are unable to live on your own?

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