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Today, I realized that the reason there is no toilet paper in the house is because both my parents are too stubborn to be the one who goes out to buy more. It's been five days. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21015) - you deserved it (3542)

On 05/25/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by whinywiper - Canada

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Buy a roll for yourself and keep it in your room

#1 - On 05/25/2012 at 12:31pm by duckie227

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Put laxatives in their drinks. It'll force them to buy toilet paper or else.

#4 - On 05/25/2012 at 12:31pm by taytoc

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