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FML : Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks...
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By Anonymous / Friday 6 February 2015 08:26 / Canada
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By  Jasim

Buying toilet paper is just cheaper and easier than going through this hassle. Anyway, does it clean better? :D

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Been there, done that. Then my mother in law got mad at us for not sharing. She would use a roll a day. No wonder! So happy we got out of there as soon as we could.

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Why all the jumping out windows? Why not take the elevator?..... Oh it's broken. Well I'm not taking the stairs. *jumps out window*

By  Jasim

Buying toilet paper is just cheaper and easier than going through this hassle. Anyway, does it clean better? :D

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It is cheaper and I use toilet paper for many things, but my teacher was always upset when I wrote my essays on it.

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well the stuff they use at my school is worse than paper towels OP probably just didn't give it much thought while wiping

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Back in my day, we used to wipe our asses with tree bark and sandpaper. Kids these days...taking their non-bleeding anuses for granted.

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I'm a bit confused. Are paper towels different in the US? In England they're a bit thicker but not rough, they're more plush. They're also more expensive.

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Yes here in the US most paper towel brands are a bit rough in texture. So I would assume that'd be a bit uncomfortable to wipe your ass with it.

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Depends on the paper towels. The ones we had at school were thick and blue, and just blowing your nose with them felt like sandpaper. The ones in my office are similar but white, and the ones on a roll are indented on one side. In my gym we have very thin paper towels. All of these can be quite rough though.

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