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just use some of his underwear to wipe. and use the ass part so it looks like he leaves skid marks on his underwear

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74... I doubt he stockpiles it like that, and I'm sure he'd be buying 1 or 2 at a time... but that would make too much sense wouldn't it?

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use his clothes to wipe your ass and steal his underwear and charge him $5 for each one and charge rentals ;$

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start using the hand towels to wipe, your t.p. will return to it's original price's soon enough.....free 99.....

Let's be honest; go buy your own Charmin Ultra Aloe Vera toilet paper... Your dad is raping your ass with that price.

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You’re not a member of illuminati to be enlightened, because you buy your own Charmin Ultra Aloe Vera toilet paper.

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Than you must have some serious hemorrhoid problems and you must see a doctor. Forget about enlightenment for now. I'll do that later

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Yes! The cream is doing me no justice; can you imagine having to shit every five minutes? ... No, really. Can you seriously imagine that? Ha, that would suck.

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I imagine you red faced and screaming out loud while taking shit and cursing out the cream that hasn’t read the constitution, therefore cannot fight the hemorrhoids that are planning terrorist attack on your asshole. Try the waterboarding next time, instead of the cream

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Remind me what the Illuminati have to do with toilet paper again if you would be so kind...

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