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By  silentblack  |  0

u prolly use touch toilet paper

By  dreamering  |  16

Stop eating too much and taking shit every 5 minutes.

  jakeisawake  |  3

Yes! The cream is doing me no justice; can you imagine having to shit every five minutes? ... No, really. Can you seriously imagine that? Ha, that would suck.

  dreamering  |  16

I imagine you red faced and screaming out loud while taking shit and cursing out the cream that hasn’t read the constitution, therefore cannot fight the hemorrhoids that are planning terrorist attack on your asshole. Try the waterboarding next time, instead of the cream

By  adam0x0  |  0

sounds like it could be a shitty situation...and before anyone says it yes it's old but I still find it funny everytime...

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