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Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22510) - you deserved it (1942)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by a - United States

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Charlie Sheen in 20 years?

#3 - On 03/29/2012 at 12:52pm by commedia

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Can I have a copy of the picture?

#4 - On 03/29/2012 at 12:52pm by The_Creeper

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