there is no such thing as a perfect crime. although if he sprayed some Febreeze after he was finished, that could have thrown you off. >:D

Put some ketchup packets under the toilet seat and give him a squishy!

at least he doesnt go out and start killing ppl at 3 am

....bed?

Confront him in the bathroom at 3:00, or wait in there until 3:00.

shit in his pillow

stay up one night and occupy the toilet and make him wait. or take a explosive shit right before he goes in. :D

moondumping

17- ITS 3AM in the morning. And also OP, tell you dad that 'I'll shit on you'

40- not just him, his house, his spouse, his rings, his things..;)lmao

Thats actually a good idea stay in the batgroom until 3am and then confront him

19- Uh... no.

poor guys just sleepshitting. it's a common problem and needs to be treated with caring attitudes. This also explains his lack of memory on the matter.

film him.

Thats sick.

isn't that what shitters are for?

explosive eh?

i agree 45.. i agree all the way.

oh yeah, and shit happens.

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Saran wrap, problem solved ;)

Take a video of him taking a shit and confront him about it again. When he denies it, there's your evidence.

Put ceran wrap over the doorway the seat and sink to teach him a big lesson

here's an idea. Lock. The. Door. it's clearly unheard-of among most but it is very affective or spray his with the hose/ silly string while he's on the shitter

So you want them to lock the door and make things harder on themselves should they need to use the bathroom in the middle of the night?

Trust me he gets pissed at me

Why do you give a shit that he takes a shit there and at that time? Is it a conflict with your 3am shit rituals?

I'm not sure that will stop him, guys are gross.

Clingfilm over the toilet...

Put plastic wrap over it

Put Glad Cling Wrap over it

okay people I got it the first time

SSDD. same shit different day

hey I have a fresh new idea! try putting cling wrap on the toilet! it's revolutionary!

You killed it.

OP ***** in it.

Have you ever taken a shit in someones bathroom? It's so exhilarating.

Except taking a shit at any new significant others house, that ***** scary

put seran wrap over the toilet bowl so when he ***** it squishes back on his ass

who cares if he takes a shit in your bathroom at 3AM, you should be asleep.

Well maybe he doesn't flush, or he has such awful gas that it still smells when OP wakes up

That's likely how the OP found out

sounds like a *puts on shades* shitty situation.

sounds like a *puts on sunglasses* ******* thread with so many overused dick sucking puns that i might have to spear my own heart with a dull knife while i light my pubes on fire and spit on your grandmother just so i don't have to listen to this bullshit.

69- was that supposed to be funny?

72- Was that suppose to be insulting? Because I found it pretty funny.

i lawled when he informed me i was number 69.

Funny or not, he speaks the truth.

You guys could not read the comments... No one is forcing you to read the torturous puns.

calm your **** 69, I said it because it's abused. no one actually thinks it's clever. it's like giggling at the number 69. oops, asshole hypocrite alert

she said ****, then she said 69..tee hee

At least until he takes his dump.

**** you

LOL! Quite literally!!!

Here's a hint: 1:00 - ... 2:00 - ... 3:00 - "HRRRGGGNN" 3:15 -

don't forget that unmistakable "plop" sound....

Haha how long did you think it took him to find this out XD

U just did..