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Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML
Call for backup. We can not let this sorry excuse for a dried-up grape get away with a crime like this.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015