Student life

By gofixmyhead - 30/08/2011 14:53 - United Kingdom

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Call for backup. We can not let this sorry excuse for a dried-up grape get away with a crime like this.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

I heard the rate of suicide bombing on toatsers are raisin' these days.

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Cynical_in_SK 6

I agree with number 8. I think the chicken soup covered crumpets had a lot more to do with it than the teacake. But fyl for thinking it was the teacake though. Lol

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AgentSmith79 9

You silly British! Living in your "flats" and eating your ******* crumpets and teacakes.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Hey dude, dont you have to go back to your tea party meeting you prick, seriously out of every one here on this fml, your comment make's we americans look like uneducated slack-jawed yokels. Smh at all the ignorance.

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AgentSmith79 9

So you're judging me for supposedly judging someone else... and I'm the moron? Thanks for being the embodiment of your argument. My comment was meant as a sarcastic musing, not anything hateful. But you seem quick to jump to conclusions. ;)

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kei1108 13

Ahh! Too many British phrases!! ;) jk

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hearthbourne 5

Raisins suck man. Never let them out of your sight. They cant be trusted.

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rumoursays 0

Firstly, English* And secondly, Glasgow is in Scotland, not England.

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