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By Anonymous - / Monday 23 January 2012 22:07 / United States
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34 - Actually, it was sexist when 1 said "typical". 1 doesn't know these people so they're saying it about men in general.

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Yeah, they're getting worse. When I was a kid we knew to point the toaster at the wall and put a plate down to catch the rebound.

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My previous comment was for 53. 4- If you DO have kids, you can use the FMLs about kids as a guide line of what not to do.

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At kei1108, ha! I knew I was being a money pit and a little shit-head to my mom when I was young; that's why I'm never having kids. Kids today make that decision sweeter, though.

Sounds like my mom, only much more exaggerated :P I'm sorry OP, i'm going to be nicer to my mom, we all should. we wouldnt be here without them :S

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I was adopted, moms are great and all but you can't feel that way when you're in my position. But other peoples moms are great!

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Yes you can. If your adopting parents didn't get you, you would be bounced around from foster home to foster home. Or worse, aborted. You should be just as grateful if not more.

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Your case should make you more appreciative of what you've got. Someone who did not birth you, who would not have any obligation to you if they did not want to, took you in and gave you a roof over your head. If you have a uterus, and working ovaries, you can be a mother, but moms take it beyond that.

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I wouldn't mind having my face rubbed in grilled cheese... In fact, I'll volunteer to be the first! :D

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I've never met a woman that was stronger than me before.... I can't imagine a woman forcing my face into something I didn't want to eat in the first place....... oh wait...... Omnomnom.

It's time for you to get back to the kitchen - To sabotage their next meal with the gross grilled cheese they left on the floor. Then maybe they'll learn to clean up their messes and not waste things.

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Turn the toaster sideways, insert bread, put cheese on the bottom piece of bread. Start toaster. When bread turns into toast, the pieces of toast pop out. And on the bottom piece of toast is melted cheese. Put toast together in sandwich form. You now have grilled cheese. Now was that so hard?

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