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Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML

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On 08/24/2011 at 2:32am - misc - by Trimacle (woman) - United States (California)

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Isn't that what haunted houses are supposed to do?

#1 - On 08/24/2011 at 5:53am by officeradvil

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This FML made me so happy. I can just picture this enormous guy grunting at you to make sure you were all right.

I went to Universal FL during Halloween when I was a kid; they really go all out to terrify their guests! FYL for tripping and for having your mom fall on you, but I bet this will be a great story later.

#2 - On 08/24/2011 at 5:54am by ALQ

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