Friends, Relatable and Awkward: Mr Popular - FML

Mr Popular

By Loner - 18/10/2021 23:00

Today, I threw a goodbye party because I'm going to live to Chile soon. Nobody came. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 23:50 - Brazil

Today, I had a going-away party because I am leaving the country forever. Out of the 130 people invited, 60 were a resounding "Yes! of course I will go!". After paying $300 for everything needed at the party, 2 ended up coming. And left because nobody else was there. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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By loverpants - 14/08/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign for my own going away party. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 01:15 - Canada

Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found pictures on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend, who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving, and I was the only one not invited. FML

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By nba - 30/05/2019 16:00

Today, my coworkers threw me a going away lunch, since I’m moving on to a better opportunity. Nothing reminds you why you’re leaving like being the last person to your own party, and picking over the minuscule amount of food scraps that are left. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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By jobless - 10/11/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

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By sorryyouweregone - 25/03/2013 13:13 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML

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By sen - 19/02/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML

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By Solo coffee - 28/06/2017 00:00

Today, it's my last day of work at my job of 2 and a half years. I organised to have coffee with my coworkers at a cafe. Only I turned up. I had my farewell coffee alone. FML

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george1986 7

Tuesday 19 October 2021 6:11

good luck on your new journey. sounds like you made the right decision moving

GamineHoyden 2

Tuesday 19 October 2021 23:50

Mi año en Chile fue el mejor año de mi vida. Olvídate de los tontos aquí. Encontrarás mejores personas allí.

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Larissa E. Royster 15

Monday 18 October 2021 23:40

That's horrible! I am so sorry!!! people can be so mean sometimes.

cuz803 44

Monday 18 October 2021 23:45

Maybe they're waiting for you there in Chile! lmao sorry nobody showed up. You can make friends in Chile.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 19 October 2021 0:15

I'll bet they are ignorant and thought you were going to live at Chili's and would come visit you to get Baby Back Ribs. Or the party would be chilly and no one wants to be cold. Get smarter friends.

george1986 7

Tuesday 19 October 2021 6:11

good luck on your new journey. sounds like you made the right decision moving

GamineHoyden 2

Tuesday 19 October 2021 23:50

Mi año en Chile fue el mejor año de mi vida. Olvídate de los tontos aquí. Encontrarás mejores personas allí.

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