By Trimacle - 24/08/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML
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officeradvil 8

Isn't that what haunted houses are supposed to do?

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ALQ_fml 13

This FML made me so happy. I can just picture this enormous guy grunting at you to make sure you were all right. I went to Universal FL during Halloween when I was a kid; they really go all out to terrify their guests! FYL for tripping and for having your mom fall on you, but I bet this will be a great story later.

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officeradvil 8

Isn't that what haunted houses are supposed to do?

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nonelikeworms 0

Yeah that shit is scary

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silver0jay 11

Who wouldn't want a monster coming up to you asking if you were alright?

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SunnyUserName123 5

Don't think they're supposed to stop with their scarin though, gotta stay in character.

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ariannaimelda 7

I remember going to Universal Studios a few months ago and there were a couple of Korean foreign exchange students in front of us - two girls and a guy. The House of Horrors got one of the girls so scared she cried after she left. This FML reminded me of that story. The End!

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CreeperIRL 14

At least the monster didn't decide to make it a dog pile

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

I always knew frankensteins monster had a good heart. Damn those villages and there pitchforks!!

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xosportsgirl14x 8

What did you think was going to be in there? Bunnies and unicorns?

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Strolling 0

12 - Actually, it's protocall. I work at Scarowinds Halloween Haunt and if someone falls over and/or gets hurt we have to break character to make sure they're okay.

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thesunsetglow_fml 8

Although it would be funny to continue scaring the shit out of said helpless person.

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xoconnie 8

did anyone ever read the original frankenstein? poor monster, all he wanted was to fit in. but NO everyone treated him like crap. and wow u really need to grow some balls u fool. and so does ur mom.

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humorizer 14

I know this is random, but kudos for calling him Frankenstein's monster instead of just "Frankenstein".

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Laurenlou 24

I don't see how this is an FML at all. Someone asked if you were okay when you fell. That's a good thing. OP, you should be more optimistic!

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aggeon 3

Yes, it always annoys me when people don't know the difference between Frankenstein and his creature.

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Lostinspacealone 0

Ok well this must be untrue because halloween horror nights just started this week not last month so this is eather last year or fake btw I live right next to universal I would know :)

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ALQ_fml 13

This FML made me so happy. I can just picture this enormous guy grunting at you to make sure you were all right. I went to Universal FL during Halloween when I was a kid; they really go all out to terrify their guests! FYL for tripping and for having your mom fall on you, but I bet this will be a great story later.

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gunmania0 12

You're comments are always essays! Why!?

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ALQ_fml 13

Because I can form a string of three sentences together in a way that makes relative sense.

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emodude44 0

Actually, that was 4 sentances with impecable grammar

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lorenzoman77 7

Aww that was sweet. *pat on the back. Nice job frank nice job.. Bet frank gotta raise

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JMTS 0

I started talking back to the guys in costumes once, they told me I should have been aborted.

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Jimster1712 0

in the place i live, the universal studios dont even have a haunted house :(

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JSmithlover12 0

Man I went to the house of horrors and I accidentally pushed an old man I was so scared I felt so bad but I was pissed at the same time:/

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gunmania0 12

They don't even look remotely real...Was Daffy Duck there?

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Babalu722 3

OP and their mom fell over, and someone helped them up... why is this an FML?

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BelleBelle_fml 11

I fail to see the relevancy of your comment.

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gunmania0 12

Daffy duck still goes into universal studios tard.

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konacoffee 11

Actually Daffy Duck is Warner Bros. Donald Duck is Disney, double check your facts before you call someone an idiot

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darkflight 3

It's ******* scary! You can't judge unless you've been there before.

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snakerake 10

62. I agree with you, it's so scary in there, I was surprised at that place with how much detail is put into scaring people

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fatraptorjesus13 9

it's not supposed to look real idiot it could be Jesus jumping out at me around a dark corner an I'd get scared

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ambowew 7

He was just preparing you, just like a pig for slaughter.

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duckman9 55

I'm living proof of that...

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cufaoil 11

Frankenstein's Monster is grossly misunderstood... so what if he is technically the reanimated corpse consisting of parts of several men, he has feelings too, you know...

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StopDropNRoll 11

Men don't have feelings! That is the general consensus right?

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brianjman14 22

No, we have feelings. But we will act heartless, emotionless, and very hurtful towards sexists against men. At least, that's just me.

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Adman567 9

I don't see the FML here, care to explain?

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FUUUandyourmom 16

He tripped out of terror, and his mother fell on top of him. Not much of an FML to me.

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Adman567 9

Ya. But a lot of FML's are had-to-be-there moments.

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sweetheartxoxo88 7

So why did you go to something scary if you have a tendency to get freaked out?

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