Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People...

By Trimacle - 24/08/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By mack - 25/10/2009 08:54 - Canada

Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML

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By fieldmarshalclitter - 01/12/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 23:56 - Canada

Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 21:44 - Canada

Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

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By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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By Flutie - 27/10/2017 22:00

Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML

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Got a little a carried away there, Skippy

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, one of the houses had actors with chainsaws. I ran away screaming and slammed into a wall. So much for being macho this Halloween. FML

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Halloween freakout

By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:53

Isn't that what haunted houses are supposed to do?

ALQ_fml 13

Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:54

This FML made me so happy. I can just picture this enormous guy grunting at you to make sure you were all right. I went to Universal FL during Halloween when I was a kid; they really go all out to terrify their guests! FYL for tripping and for having your mom fall on you, but I bet this will be a great story later.

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Cheeks415 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 2:15

Oh My Gossh ! When i Went They Were Touchingg Me , So i hit Them ! -___-

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 25 August 2011 2:17

Something similar happened to me...I visited a house of ****** once & saw my Mum!

hannahmorgan06 7

Thursday 25 August 2011 2:31

this would be the best illustrated FML.

cufaoil 11

Thursday 25 August 2011 12:01

or a video FML

kaitlynlovemee 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 3:03

Uhm is halloween horror nights even open right now ??

IamMe95 5

Thursday 25 August 2011 3:18

I don't even get how that's an FML. Everybody trips eventually. And it's a BAD thing if you get asked if you're alright??

cooxoxo 9

Thursday 25 August 2011 4:16

I hate those houses!!!!!! Went in one this summer and I RAN! It was awful specially when this weird dude found my pressure point :( FYL

Lostinspacealone 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 4:21

This must be last year I have family that I just visited like 5 miles from there it has not started halloween horror nights :(:

justanotherhuman 21

Thursday 25 August 2011 5:04

Dear OP, Harsh, but no worries as long as neither of you were hurt x-D Besides, the United States version of Frankenstein's monster is corporately sponsored, thus to an extent liable for any action or inaction they may or may not take on behalf of any circumstance resulting from the pursuance and/or fulfillment of their contractually-binding legal terms of employment! Universal will ensure that this little mishap remains merely a slur on your dignity! Their liability claims department has nothing to do with it. Again, so long as no one was hurt, it's a silly story you now share with moms- file it under hallmark moments.