Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25112) - you deserved it (6088)
On 08/23/2011 at 12:38pm - misc - by jarrettsorko - Canada (Ontario)
Username's life also sucksToday, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at…
Sally also deserved itToday, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said…
sorry no one likes twilight that much...
#5 - On 08/23/2011 at 4:10pm by flockz
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+75 | 19
Aww, did the mean people take your porn?
#9 - On 08/23/2011 at 4:10pm by cash_monkey72
+56 | 9
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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