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Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23034) - you deserved it (5835)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:38pm - misc - by jarrettsorko - Canada (Ontario)

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sorry no one likes twilight that much...

#5 - On 08/23/2011 at 4:10pm by flockz

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Aww, did the mean people take your porn?

#9 - On 08/23/2011 at 4:10pm by cash_monkey72

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