Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37538) - you deserved it (5581)
On 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by iliketoastalot - United States (New York)
pizzaface's life also sucksToday, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML
Someones not getting laid tonight
#3 - On 08/09/2011 at 6:09pm by Megs431
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+139 | 6
Is your boyfriend Jack Sparrow?
#12 - On 08/09/2011 at 6:12pm by thatnucca
+40 | 34
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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