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Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27155) - you deserved it (11477)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by **(: - United States (Kentucky)

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Sexy catfight at a gas station? At least snacks are close by.

#5 - On 08/09/2011 at 6:01am by zaku2capt

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Well at least you didn't actually get your ass kicked, could of been worse.

#1 - On 08/09/2011 at 6:00am by cmihran

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