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I really wanted to find something funny/witty to say here, but... Yeah, I've got nothing. Sorry man. Get out while you can!

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Today, I left town to go on one of my usual business trips. I felt like I was forgetting something, but I shook it off. It wasn't until later that night when I realized I forgot to weedwhack the bush. So much for hotel room romance tonight. FML

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Maybe you should confront her about that. She could maybe just shave it on business trips because it makes her feel more clean cut and professional. Or she could be a cheating whore.

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do you want your wife to look unprofessional and scruffy on her business trips? and who knows, maybe she wants to start a new trend of only shaving on important occasions because you know, shaving daily is too mainstream, old school. she's going new school!

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She musta given you some if you know she shaves the nani who ever gets it down the line is just settling for sloppy seconds.

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Oh exuse me, Mr./Ms./Mrs. 36, yeah just read the above comment and whatnot.. *jumps out different window*

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It's probably from his/her iPod, which means anything after a period is capitalized. So please refrain from the fail-trollin'

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Actually, 47, there is a need for a comma when specifically addressing someone by name, or in this case, number. It had nothing to do with the fact that they said "umm" at all. Look at the whole sentence and get your facts straight.

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well a common cell phone is a phone, which you call and/or text people with. a social networking site is a place where random losers spend their whole life.

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Ms. Vampyre, i am a grammAR nazi SLAYER not an actual member or whatever, so YOU go get your facts straight. *throws batarang at you* :p

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U ppl r lame. Fighting about grammar. Lmao Go hate on ppl somewhere else and don't forget to comment on my poor grammar

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Oh you're a genious. I bet he meant it. I bet he was dead serious. YOU think before you post

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Or on business trips, she stays in a hotel with a pool and wants to clean up before wearing a bikini.... Not everything is automatically bad.

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Whores like OP's wife make me glad I'm insane and alone. I don't have to deal with any of this bullshit. Just me, my phone, and my padded cell.

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No, no your right. I'm sure she'll answer truthfully about it, too. Besides; mind games are too much fun. Nothing like asking a beautiful woman why she took so long in the bathroom; noting that her ass is probably a mess & watching all the self confidence drain from her face. (See ? She won't wanna go anywhere or cheat on her husband with that frame of mind !)

When she is shaving hers, go shave yours to, and say "it's just a coincidence you guess". Play mind games my friend.

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