Cars, Awkward and Sexism: OK Shaggy

OK Shaggy

By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 03:01 - United States - Randolph

Today, I was pumping gas at a gas station. An attractive woman walked by and the guy pumping gas behind me did a whistle/catcall to her. She then looked at me and gave me a disgusted look. I didn't even try to hit on a girl, and still got rejected. FML

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You deserved it 114

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By **(: - 09/08/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML

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You deserved it 12 592

You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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You deserved it 40 450

By stranded - 19/05/2011 11:46 - United States

Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

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You deserved it 15 961

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML

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You deserved it 3 021

Whoomp whoomp

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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You deserved it 54 473

By forever damaged - 21/12/2015 04:24 - United States - Wallkill

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

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You deserved it 1 638

By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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You deserved it 6 124

By ChevRooon - 27/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

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You deserved it 39 024

By Megannn - 01/05/2012 23:43 - United States

Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom from the machine on the wall. A woman who smelled of cat piss walked in, and I got embarrassed so I fled into a stall. She then started a conversation with me about "the good old days" from the next stall over. FML

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You deserved it 3 694

By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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Chazzster 28

Friday 26 March 2021 18:33

You don’t know either of them - the idiot guy or the annoyed pretty woman. Let it go, you are only responsible for what you do or say.

tounces7 27

Saturday 27 March 2021 1:25

What would be hilarious is if the guy who actually whistled came over to "comfort" her and talk about how disgusting men are, and she ended up dating him. Because frankly the way she instantly assumed it was you and then gave you a disgusted look means she doesn't deserve any better than a shitbag like that.

Comments

Chazzster 28

Friday 26 March 2021 18:33

You don’t know either of them - the idiot guy or the annoyed pretty woman. Let it go, you are only responsible for what you do or say.

tounces7 27

Saturday 27 March 2021 1:25

core01 30

Saturday 27 March 2021 4:11

Catcalling isn't "hitting on" a girl.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 27 March 2021 5:57

You weren't rejected. She made a mistake, and thought you were the creep catcalling her. She was wrong, but it would have been tough for you to prove it was the other guy. You'll have to keep on keepin' on.