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Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35747) - you deserved it (7982)

On 05/07/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Today, my friend and I were out looking for nectar, when a gigantic beast rumbles by and sucks my friend into its gaping jaws. He hits some flesh inside the mouth, and sacrifices himself for the hive by stinging the horrid beast. FML

#3 - On 05/08/2009 at 4:34am by cefarix

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Ironically, at that speed, it's better for the environment to roll up your windows and use the AC. Opening the windows creates enough drag to worsen the MPG.

#4 - On 05/08/2009 at 4:36am by dant

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