Health, Transportation, Cars, Ecology and Animals: The irony stings

The irony stings

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML

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By Rekt - 10/11/2016 05:40 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2015 02:41 - Australia

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

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By Stung - 19/06/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML

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By NOT THE BEES - 15/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML

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By Ants everywhere but my pants - 19/05/2016 02:35 - United States - Sun City Center

Today, I left the windows open because I live in Florida without air conditioning because the asshole landlord won't fix it. There was nice cool air from the rain. I've killed about 100 flying ants that have made their way inside. Now I have a hot house with closed windows and flying ants. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By HURRY UP - 24/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car for my roommate to come outside so we could get to work. He was taking his sweet ass time. And there was a large wasp flying around. And I have a fear of bees. And the window refused to roll up. I sat there, frozen in fear, until he finally came out. FML

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cefarix 5

Friday 8 May 2009 10:34

Today, my friend and I were out looking for nectar, when a gigantic beast rumbles by and sucks my friend into its gaping jaws. He hits some flesh inside the mouth, and sacrifices himself for the hive by stinging the horrid beast. FML

dant 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:36

Ironically, at that speed, it's better for the environment to roll up your windows and use the AC. Opening the windows creates enough drag to worsen the MPG.

Comments

greatbigumph 3

Friday 8 May 2009 14:54

Ditto #4. When the temperature is higher, it's better to use your A/C, for you and the car.

MajorLeeScrewed 0

Friday 8 May 2009 15:32

At certain speeds it's more economical to have your windows up and A/C on.

guitardedman 0

Friday 8 May 2009 15:21

i think your an idiot for mentioning the part about being eco friendly...you'd get a lot more sympathy if you said "today, i was driving down the highway when a bee flew in and stung me" actually, no. no you wouldnt. that sucks, but its not an fml. 33, wtf are you talking about? we don't have screens on car windows idiot nobody does

xxBeDifferenTxx 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:42

Shhh! Don't insult the *special* people! They might catch on !

supershocker75 2

Friday 8 May 2009 15:51

They've done tests and for sure at high way speeds you use less gas with the ac full blast then the windows down. so ylif because not only did you get stung but you weren't being eco friendly

lawlatnubz 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:06

Why do you think not using the AC is eco friendly in a car? It doesn't drain gas. Ironically, the bee population is decreasing and one possibly could have died today while you were trying to be eco friendly. Either way, sucks to get stung by a bee. ugh

BrutalDave 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:22

that's not you attempting to be eco-friendly; it's you being a jew and not wanting to waste gas.

Zizz 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:38

ride a bike ;o or get a prius 0.o

rukusrazor 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:37

Boo-hoo, I went outside in the elements, and had to face nature. That's what I get for coming out of my bubble.

subliminal23 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:46

Wow. This is amazing.

NuTtY1018 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:42

and FYI being eco-friendly would've been to roll up your windows and put your AC on. having your windows open cause drag to the car, there-for using more gas in order to power it. should've left your silly windows up!