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Today, I got a text message from my ex from about a year ago, asking if my 4-day-old son was his. I don't know what's sadder - the fact that he thinks a gestation period can last 11 months, or that he's more willing to step up to the plate than the baby's actual father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29167) - you deserved it (8374)

On 07/11/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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I'd say the deadbeat is sadder.

#2 - On 07/11/2011 at 6:04am by kut19

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A man doesn't have to be a biological father to be a daddy!

#10 - On 07/11/2011 at 6:11am by PennyLane27

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