By KayleeXLoVe21 - 03/11/2011 23:48 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML
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daysgoby902 6

it would have been awesome if you were on drugs

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559NVUS 3

Well then you should've stopped clapping your hands from all the excitement, oh wait...Nice :)

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daysgoby902 6

it would have been awesome if you were on drugs

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zfrt 3

Skrillex is so ******* gay. Only 12 year old fags who think they're badass listen to him. Get all the cum out of your ears and try to listen to it, you'll want to claw your eyes out.

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leadman1989 15

5 -You just keep getting better and better bs you need more in your description! First of the year (equinox) seems like it would be awesome to **** to! Lol

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Aw come on guys, brostep? I'd rather **** to polka. Anyone wanna join?

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HaloReachIsCool 6

Mr. Miagi say: Clap on, now clap off. Goood job daniel san.

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RacerX1695 1

And here I thought that once the clap was on, it doesn't go off, if you get what I'm saying…

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

But brostep isn't dubstep, so that's a bit irrelevant.

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fromthesuck 8

Yeah my mood is often ruined by the clap as well

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FMMFL1992 3

Was it a butt clap?

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CalebEatsZombies 2

23 *cough*not the American average by asking Alexandria*cough*

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that_band_nerd 22

It takes the video "Clapping with No Hands" to a whole new level.

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8313girl 28

Yeah I can only imagine how rough and deep their clapping and smacking had to be. If the guy is gonna be taking girls to pound town like that then he doesn't need the clapper.

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DynamicDave 11

"I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you!"

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LADiiL0KA24 11

Im dyin too!! N its definitely that bitch's fault cuz she couldve unplugged it clapper.... Idk y ppl disliked ur comment workoutfreak i guess that happened to those 15 ppl who didnt like ur comment :)

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Justforlolz 14

54- I lost a couple of IQ points when I read your comment.

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Llama_Face89 33

54- no it was thumbed down because it didn't actually say anything. Intelligently at least.

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hawaiianfire 0

Well most of the first comments say dumb shit, just so that they can be the first to comment. It's the responses that wind up being the clever stuff. It's down voted because of the abbreviations.

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FMLaddict11 6

Please learn to use English. I agree with #77

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indianguyinuk 12

get a room....or in this case get better one

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effedml 5

They already have the best room. They just don't know what to do with it...the newbies.

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YdoIhaveAchode 4

I read an FML like this one a while ago.. Fake?

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Xxjenn 0

Lol. My brother just got a clap on light. That would be awkward if I know you.

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Alwayspullout 7

You don't live in New York, do you?

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KatieMarieL 1

I live in Patchogue....0.o

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pwincessa23 1

Cccccoooooommmmmbbbbbbbboooooooo BREAKER!!!!

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KatieMarieL 1

Yupp!! Freshie-.-

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leadman1989 15

"Clap on clap off THE CLAPPER" Look on the bright side you don't have the clap!

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Sukismama 2

Lol I was about to post practically the same comment, ya best me to it!

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chane1100 6

33- its not a "film" -.-

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559NVUS 3

Well then you should've stopped clapping your hands from all the excitement, oh wait...Nice :)

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leadman1989 15

Tell your boyfriend to put a little "LESS" back into it. Problem solved.

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DropBearHunter 8

Or take the lightbulb out....

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leadman1989 15

Who says they wanted the lights out? Some people don't **** in the dark. ;p

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jizzwold 21

They could just go outside and **** under the street light

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YayFlameWarz 9

That must be awfully annoying while he's masterbating.

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DropBearHunter 8

Because the OP's bf likes to clap while masturbating???

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ShyAnn29 14

Maybe he likes to clap his penis, like giving it a high five while masturbating

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DropBearHunter 8

Here i was thinking i was the only one!

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