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Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20464) - you deserved it (33443)

On 05/03/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by nolove (woman) - Canada

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How can anybody even say their life is fucked because they didn't get a text message?

Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE FUCKED!

However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is fucked.

#12 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:17am by Seegtease

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That has been happening to me almost every night lately. I feel you. :)

#8 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:15am by LadySylvan

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