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Today, my mother told me she forgot what a verb is. I'm homeschooled, and she's my teacher. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38310) - you deserved it (4651)

On 05/05/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by asadwa -

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Tough Luck, bub.

#1 - On 05/05/2011 at 5:53am by waveringatom

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that's what schoolhouse rock is for.

#9 - On 05/05/2011 at 6:02am by metalhead3213

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