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Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42679) - you deserved it (9607)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by Jonathan (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

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That's like saying you can't drink anything but holy-water FYL

#2 - On 03/18/2011 at 6:41pm by Dementos

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Just show her the Jesus episode of Family guy, she'll give in.

#4 - On 03/18/2011 at 6:41pm by seraphxchild

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