Parenting, Religion and Television: Some things haven't changed - FML

Some things haven't changed

By Jonathan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Denmark

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 502

You deserved it 10 166

Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

seraphxchild 3

Friday 18 March 2011 23:41

Just show her the Jesus episode of Family guy, she'll give in.

Dementos 2

Friday 18 March 2011 23:41

That's like saying you can't drink anything but holy-water FYL

Comments

xmarkstheheart 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:03

Well, she's not too off the mark. Although The Simpsons is pretty much an equal opportunity offender, Seth MacFarlane does seem to have a bit of an agenda.

Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:06

Start watching marylin manson videos instead.

meeba 2

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:06

lmfao those are both for like 8 year olds... south park ftw

HarlemzAngelita 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:20

haha it's funny tho cus it's true just google or YouTube illuminati and family guy or even spongebob.

SexiAmber1990 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:21

hulu baby

Zebidee 8

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:24

Geolocking baby.

Julia1254 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:25

Omg my mom told me that too

Neverafter 14

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:26

atleast you can still watch South Park

maa_rico 4

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:37

true.

PurpleWaffles 2

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:27

Watch it anyways online or when she's not around. I find the Simpsons hilarious and I am a devoted Catholic.

tnfan 3

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:28

that's why religion is terrible

Sir_Vinny 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:31

how old are you?

2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11

Keywords

Management Work Miscellaneous Friends Awkward Health Relatable Healthy Lifestyle Money Birthday Family Mother in law Gifts Parents Public freakouts Education Exams Students Pranks Weird Love Argument AITA Insects Fear Cats Skincare Job interview Jealousy Coworkers

The Top

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 855

You deserved it 6 042

Today, after waiting two weeks for an email with my online textbook access code, it still hadn't arrived in time for my quiz tomorrow, so I ended up spending most of my money on the expensive physical copy. Not long after I got back home, the email finally arrived. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 204

You deserved it 5 035

The Top

Today, I went to the toilet during drama class, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 892

You deserved it 47 615

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 059

You deserved it 36 575

Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 294

You deserved it 8 531

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 779

You deserved it 33 065

Today, I had a dictation test. The whole classroom was silent, but I suddenly needed to fart. Not to break the silence, I wanted to fart slowly in the hope it would be silent. It didn't make the fart less obvious, it just made it longer, so that everyone noticed and started laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 886

You deserved it 373

Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 188

You deserved it 7 366