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Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22430) - you deserved it (3026)

On 11/15/2010 at 1:48am - misc - by mynameisarmpit (man) -

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