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Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29875) - you deserved it (4174)

On 11/15/2010 at 1:48am - misc - by mynameisarmpit (man) -

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could be worse, he could have what can I get you two ladies?

#4 - On 11/15/2010 at 6:06am by emily_1992

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At least if your girlfriend cries she can soak the tears up with her mustache.

#21 - On 11/15/2010 at 6:17am by maskedman

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