Today, my roommate hooked up with a guy she met at a party. After telling me about it, she says to me, "Maybe next time we go out we'll hit someone over the head and drag him back here for you." Apparently the only way I can get a guy is if he's unconscious. FML

by Anonymous / 04/27/2009 at 12:11am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • HAHA, I COULD BE THAT GUY!

    #1 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:14am by 24788

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  • Ouch, been there. :( My friends have definitely told me before "not to worry, they'll just call this alcoholic they know, get him blacked out, and then bring me in and it will happen." sometimes friends suck... lol

    #2 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:18am by 21yearoldvirgin

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