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Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19779) - you deserved it (8956)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

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