Praise the Lord

By Zippermania9 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML
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NEStendo 0

I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.

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x805xUnknown 6

I don't know what ******* churches you guys go to, but the one that I attend, it's impossible to fall asleep... Unfortuantly.

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mitchie11 0

OP, this isn't an fml. Now granted that having several people around you praying for you is an awkward situation to say the least, you should have just embraced it and know that people are praying over you. Not like they are shunning you.

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doofinsmurf 0

i...seem to be..dreaming of the LAWD. SEND ME PRAYERS!! GATHER ROUND CHILDREN!! WAIT. OH LAWD!! IT'S THE DEVIL D: Lmfao xD

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justsayfuck 5

What kind of church is that? Doens't sound normal to me.

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misfitSuperStar 0

I would have peed my pants if all those people were standing around when I woke up!!! hehehe Sorry op...fyl just for that moment!

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Kai132 7

o.o I fell asleep in church when I did it was around Easter I got woken up by the

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mola_mola 3

by the what?! i want to know how it ends :( oh the tension is killing me

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