Praise the Lord

By Zippermania9 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML
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NEStendo 0

I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.

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CiaranPM 0

YDI for going to church..

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Jake951716 0

lol that must have sucked. I fall asleep all the time, but I stay upright for some reason.

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titsmchee 0

yeah YDI mos def for having a soul and going to church. Jesus Christ, the nerve of young people these days. little bastards.

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Bekll 31

I owe Jebus nothing. (Misspelling intentional.)

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mR_StAtiiC 0

you should comevtp my church we all end up falling asleep so its all good in my hood

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babiixoxo 0

lmao I fall asleep all the time but that hasn't happened to me.

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shikatactics 0

lol that's just funny you made a clean get away

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allplayedout 20

how is that bad? sounds like you've finally found the best excuse to sleep in a xhirch

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