Praise the Lord

By Zippermania9 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML
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NEStendo 0

I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.

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newmxr 0

I woulda woken up nd started preaching bout the devil lol

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Liana4ever 4

O my gosh! thts so EPIC! lmfao

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Vfriz 0

I would pretend I was still sleeping and slap someone, and say God told me too.

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foxy1222 0

number 22 you monkey who said he worshiped the devil and op YDI for not going to sleep sooner

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Rakshasa23 0

LOL remind me to try that someday the next time i get dragged into church....

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alezmbgt 0

i hate going to church but my parents make me lol. I did the same once, fell asleep in church cuz it's boring as hell. but I woke up with my parents yelling at me for falling asleep lol

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Giant85 0

when I was younger the pastor would stand next to me or whoever was asleep and continue his sermon. he was a very loud man

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