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Today, my mother told me: "If you didn't exist, I wouldn't stay with your father". So it's MY fault if she's having problems with him? FML

#961
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On 01/11/2009 at 10:22am - love - by Yubi - Belgium (Hainaut)

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
84 comments

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On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

#803
26 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by KiloLima01 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
83 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

#779
102 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
81 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML

#737
38 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:25am - love - by beno - United States (Texas)

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
57 comments

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On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML

#717
13 comments

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On 01/06/2009 at 4:51am - love - by [SiMON] - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
26 comments

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On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
58 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, add her new boyfriend to her friends and changed her status to "I'm so happy". FML

#846
77 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 4:43pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML

#678
44 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 6:14am - love - by loser doctor - Philippines (Quezon City)



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