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Today, my sweetheart came round to drop off some underwear which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

#533
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On 12/17/2008 at 5:25am - love - by Lilie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
62 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML

#531
22 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 2:15am - love - by Falouila - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML

#525
45 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 2:05am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

#482
41 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm - love - by Clader - Sent from mobile version

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

#476
44 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 3:59am - love - by Velian - Sent from mobile version

Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML

#466
27 comments

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On 12/08/2008 at 2:26am - love - by Numou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I warned my boss that I couldn't take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months (my son is ill). "Never mind" he said, "We'll just put a pot plant on your seat". FML

#465
20 comments

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On 12/07/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by Butterfly - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

#464
16 comments

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On 12/07/2008 at 3:46am - love - by Titanic - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But instead he said "You have a bogey". FML

#459
41 comments

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On 12/06/2008 at 7:14am - love - by Sybille - Sent from mobile version

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

#451
78 comments

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On 12/04/2008 at 11:40pm - love - by nothisfault - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
96 comments

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On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML

#421
32 comments

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On 11/30/2008 at 10:25pm - love - by English - Australia (Western Australia)



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