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Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML


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On 02/25/2010 at 4:42am - love - by OmniVore (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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It's stupid though because just because you're vegan doesn't mean you hate leather. For all they know it's fake, so why would they take time out of their meal to stare at you?

#4 - On 02/25/2010 at 10:09am by guckylynn

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uhmm I'm sorry I think u deserved that..:(
out of all the things u could have worn..but a leather jacket?? o.O

#3 - On 02/25/2010 at 10:08am by zelly05

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