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Today, I overheard a couple talking behind me. She said, "You wanna know what's really scary?" He said, "the size of that guy? Yeah he's huge", to which she replied, "no, the scary thing is that's a chick." They weren't talking about me, but they sure were talking about my girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64592) - you deserved it (8582)

On 04/07/2009 at 12:53am - love - by effedfosh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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If you like her the way she is, what's the problem?

#2 - On 04/07/2009 at 7:14am by briedis

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Is it just me, or does anyone else REALLY wish people could post pictures with their FML submissions, because every time I see one of these "I was mistaken for someone of the opposite gender" I get really curious about what the person actually looks like...

#14 - On 04/07/2009 at 8:29am by shananigans

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