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Today, I overheard a couple talking behind me. She said, "You wanna know what's really scary?" He said, "the size of that guy? Yeah he's huge", to which she replied, "no, the scary thing is that's a chick." They weren't talking about me, but they sure were talking about my girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54076) - you deserved it (7333)

On 04/07/2009 at 12:53am - love - by effedfosh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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If you like her the way she is, what's the problem?

#2 - On 04/07/2009 at 7:14am by briedis

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I had to read this like, three times just to get it.
But I don't see how it's at all an FML.

#8 - On 04/07/2009 at 7:38am by Atropos

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