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By effedfosh - 07/04/2009 04:53 - Canada

Today, I overheard a couple talking behind me. She said, "You wanna know what's really scary?" He said, "the size of that guy? Yeah he's huge", to which she replied, "no, the scary thing is that's a chick." They weren't talking about me, but they sure were talking about my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 8 828

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By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 370

You deserved it 843

Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 459

You deserved it 205

By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 685

You deserved it 4 027

Jonah begs to differ

By JOTA - 07/10/2020 04:02 - New Zealand

Today, my girlfriend told me she was worried about being eaten by a whale while out kayaking on our holiday tour. I told her that she was way larger than whale food, and that it wouldn’t be interested in her. Now she is accusing me of trying to tell her "nicely" that she's fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 193

You deserved it 359

By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 938

You deserved it 3 266

Foreshadowing

By anon - 31/10/2022 10:00

Today, I overheard my girlfriend talking to her friends, saying the most attractive guys are tall and dark-skinned. I'm about average height and pale. Uh-oh. FML

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You deserved it 116

Lil' cutie

By pitytitty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 762

You deserved it 7 329

By SE011194 - 24/05/2014 06:14 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 493

You deserved it 5 086

By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 549

You deserved it 4 513

Thruple

By Secret girl - 06/11/2021 10:01 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, it was insinuated that my only other female co-worker is seeing the guy I'm seeing. He bashes her all the time to me, too. Now, I wonder what he says about me, to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 997

You deserved it 156

briedis 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:14

If you like her the way she is, what's the problem?

shananigans 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 14:29

Is it just me, or does anyone else REALLY wish people could post pictures with their FML submissions, because every time I see one of these "I was mistaken for someone of the opposite gender" I get really curious about what the person actually looks like...

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THIS_FML_SUCKS 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:22

This FML sucks.

asforoneday 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:12

#22 is more of a bitch than the person in the FML

mel_uh_knee 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:37

That's horrible. I don't see why people are so mean to bigger people. You are so shallow for saying FML about someone calling your girlfriend fat. You should have stood up to them.

noclevername 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 12:11

So you're too much of a coward to stick up for someone you're caring about, and so weak and spineless that you care whether some strangers think your girlfriend is hot? It's you more than you're life that fscked, love.

CDub7888 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 18:01

I second #74

redviper747 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 18:52

# 14 and # 66: WIN You guys need to calm the hell down, FML submitters.

dfynggrvty 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:14

i understand you feel bad that this is happening to your girlfriend, but i dont get why it's an fyl. if anything it would be her saying this if she heard it. but seriously if you love your girlfriend you really shouldnt care about her size.

mk_xoxo 0

Friday 10 April 2009 14:55

wow. that just pokes holes in it for you to see! ppl like that are pretty ****** up.

MelFoSho 0

Friday 10 April 2009 17:37

This sounds more like **** her life for having a boyfriend who didn't even say anything when people were talking about her like that.

begrunge 0

Friday 10 April 2009 19:55

I feel sorry for her for having a boyfriend who wont stand up for her when people are being asses -.- you should've kicked their asses. You deserved that. if you truly love her, it shouldnt matter.